Sunday, February 8, 2009


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama so dumb she spent 2 hours looking at a orange juice carton because it said concentrate
Yo mama so ugly she uses a line of makeup "why bother"
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol money
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weighing scale and it said "to be continued"
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so ugly they pushed her face down into the dough to make monster cookies
Yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she died
Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says "expired"
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license
Yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she was hit by a train
when Yo mama was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mama so ugly they turned off the cameras when she walked in a bank

sry ppl, couldn't sleep, enjoy =)